ElGringo300

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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noknowshame

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

brbeth

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I think...you might be right

brownheadedcowbird

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what the fuck

sarahreesbrennan

In names brought to you by popular fiction, please join Dora (Dickens), Olivia (Shakespeare), Wendy, Heidi and Lestat…

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amerlcanapparel

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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follovved

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

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whereismystrawberrytart

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dismantlerepaired

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my-fandom-life

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thegingerbalrog

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onwardwall

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

becketts-one-and-done

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

onfirelikegasoline

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama 

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

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When Russia makes this post illegal

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earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

a-wondering-thought

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

the-therapist-is-ace

What the-

violetprince26

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

ordola

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

nyx1021

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

thegirlwhosimpstoomuch

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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snakeautistic

People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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cadaverousdecay

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

cadaverousdecay

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cadaverousdecay

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oh my god,,,, the word was originally used for the creature and not as an adjective,,,,, that’s even funnier *guy seeing something huge* wow! that’s roughly the size of one of those big creatures wouldn’t you say?

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b0ggyb1tch

god i fucking love language so much

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ravenatural

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sparkleyu

There’s something beautiful and fascinating about the process of suffering and what it does to a person.

I can’t fully explain why I find so much satisfaction in seeing my favorite characters in emotional and physical distress.

I just do!

There might be a reason I gravitate to self sacrificing characters 😅